By Anonymous | Updated 01/13/26(Tue)00:54:32
They want a "loser girlfriend" until you complain about your mom all the time, your room is a mess and no matter how much you clean it, it never stays that way, you don't eat, you get bad grades, you're indecisive about everything, you're emotionally dependent, you're intense, you stay in bed all day, and when you go out you try to stay out as late as possible so you don't have to go back to your house.
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