Looking for a girlfriend
By Anonymous | Updated 03/14/26(Sat)18:33:06
If there are any girls on esfores who fit the following, please respond to this thread. First, what I bring to the table:
Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet.
Age: Between 18 and 23.
Attractiveness: Looksmaxers usually rate me around 6.5 - 7. I got a little chubby after a depressive episode, but I’ve been going to the gym consistently for about three weeks and plan to build the best body I can.
Personality: I’m autistic, a brony, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.
Fun fact: I have a Kiwi Farms thread about me (won’t elaborate).
What I'm looking for:
1. Female, ideally 18–22
2. White and located in the United States
3. Able to travel alone
4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
6. No serious permanent mental damage from drugs
7. Discreet and not gossipy
8. Able to read long posts
9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
10. Not fat
11. Needle marks okay, large needle scars not
12. Kind and affectionate toward me
13. Not easily offended by edgy jokes
14. Female and willing to have children soon
15. Willing to meet quickly if we have chemistry
16. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)
That’s it.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12844156
good luck in you're search anon
remeber theres always a nice gf who u are looking for someone out there for u :)
Your fortune: Outlook good No one wants to date a mentally ill retard from 4chan out of all places especially online. >>12844167
BLEEEEHHHH SIX SEEEEVENN add me on discord OP
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slgqzfsik8dtdi0imxraywvvo >>12844227
Sent a friend request >>12844156
good luck m8 >>12844156
>Fun fact: I have a Kiwi Farms thread about me (won’t elaborate).
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >Fun fact: I have a Kiwi Farms thread about me
turkey tom is that you? >>12844310
this is a chris chan thread >>12844428
oh i got one on me too but its whatever >>12844431
Didn't really ask man hey someone get this guy a girlfriend, he’s looking for a girlfriend guys, can we please get him a girlfriend that’s a female? He needs a girlfriend dude Post just got progressively worse and worse >>12844156
My standards are way lower than this if anyone is interested. Gal pal. Emphasis on the FEMALE. Paid companion. Lady. A real woman. Friendly girl. Did I tell you it has to be FEMALE. GIRLS ONLY! >>12844729
Yes, I want to talk to actual women and not autistic men with porn addictions.
Please understand! >>12844156
>I have a Kiwi Farms thread about me
hi, so this is going to scare off literally every woman you encounter.
also its very evident you want someone to do drugs with which i want too and i understand but u cant expect someone to not be addicted to something and also not have mental damage from drugs. maybe it's because i dove headfirst into a lot of questionable shit at the ripe age of 18 but thats just how it goes. you want someone very very very early in addiction compared to oyurself in order to go i dont even know what i'm talkign about anymore, nyo. >>12844743
lmao >>12844743
melly's back! >>12844743
>also its very evident you want someone to do drugs with
It's more like standards for girls who do drugs, but a girl doing drugs is not a requirement. I should have phrased it better.
Thanks for the other piece of advice, I won't include the fact I have a kiwi farms thread in future threads, I just thought it was a funny fact that made me interesting. >>12844754
I'm happy too. Mel is the best poster on [s4s] right now druggies are so boring >>12844759
Druggies turn out like wish >>12844761
wish is the best girl on this board >>12844757
t...this thread.. wasnt a chris chan joke?? you're actually an autistic brony looking for an 18-22 boyfriend free girl??? >>12844754
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hi guys!!! thank you so much nyo ~ >>12844770
Isn't looking for a "boyfriend-free girl" just normal dating? Why are you framing it like it's something shameful?
Anyway, I don't really mind making this autistic thread because even if you make fun of me, this is an anonymous platform and has no impact to my actual reputation. And the type of girl that would actually reply to something like this is someone I would want to date.
>If there are any girls on esfores who fit the following, please respond to this thread. First, what I bring to the table:
>
>lncome: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet.
>
>Age: Between 18 and 23.
>
>Attractiveness: Looksmaxers usually rate me around 6.5 - 7. I got a little chubby after a depressive episode, but I’ve been going to the gym consistently for about three weeks and plan to build the best body I can.
>
>Personality: I’m autistic, a brony, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.
>
>Fun fact: I have a Kiwi Farms thread about me (won’t elaborate).
>
>What I'm looking for:
> 1. Female, ideally 18–22
> 2. White and located in the United States
> 3. Able to travel alone
> 4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
> 5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
> 6. No serious permanent mental damage from drugs
> 7. Discreet and not gossipy
> 8. Able to read long posts
> 9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
> 10. Not fat
> 11. Needle marks okay, large needle scars not
> 12. Kind and affectionate toward me
> 13. Not easily offended by edgy jokes
> 14. Female and willing to have children soon
> 15. Willing to meet quickly if we have chemistry
> 16. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)
>
>That’s it. >>>12844770
>Isn't looking for a "boyfriend-free girl" just normal dating? Why are you framing it like it's something shameful?
>
>Anyway, I don't really mind making this autistic thread because even if you make fun of me, this is an anonymous platform and has no impact to my actual reputation. And the type of girl that would actually reply to something like this is someone I would want to date. I'm everything you wantt except I'm a 40 year old guy Are there really no girls on esfores that want to date me?
Come on, there has to be at least one >>12844828
You've got a lot of competition, pal. >>12844156
im sorry, anon. im married, ugly, fat, and have a small penis Do guys want a dedicated girlfriend? Honestly I feel like I'm too old to get into the dating scene, but sometimes I daydream about just going on dates with a friend ( ´ω`)
Maybe that'd be more like a friend with benefits tho since we wouldn't be building a life together? Idk lol teh fuck is this thread so serious? >>12844227
erm um who are u qoting?
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12844304
ehhh whom quotey?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12844310
eeeeeeh das a quote anone
i think some1 alredy sed that
who r u quoting LOL idk !!!?????????
Your fortune: Bad Luck i do hope you find what youre looking for op nad wish you the best <3 I think you have a real fighting chance, but you really have to make the female part optional. >>12844828
blackberry are suitable by all parameters (except for the country), although I think you should post a photo of yourself so we know what we're work with >>12846137
Posting a photo of myself would be a bad idea considering I have a kf thread and they could potentially find out about this, and I would prefer them not to. I also want to keep this thread as disconnected from my real life as possible.
All you have to do is just take me at my word that I have paid for multiple face ratings and they have all said I was at bare minimum above average to kinda handsome. And you will not pressure me to do anything else. >>12846166
dubs. I was going to gigaquote you again but you shouldn't try to add anyone from here now. Since you listed your kf thread anyone that would try to add you will likely be a troll. Stay safe though and good luck with everything >>12844766
this is the best dubs on this board OP may discriminate against fat [s4s] grillers, but I don't. Chubby is cute.
bavi trailer dude is a reporter from /s4s/