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I lost my virginity to a dog

By Anonymous | Updated 03/15/26(Sun)18:29:52

I lost my virginity to a dog

I lost my virginity to a dog

what kind of dog >>12846312
A husky.
>>12846312
updog
>>12846335
I think you should be asking what's up the dog?
>>12846518
Actually the dog was up me...
>>12846533
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12846533
it doesnt count unless youre updog
>>12846303
Is it better to lose your virginity in media res, or ab ovo?

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12847363
what's updog?

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12847363
Then the dog lost his virginity to me I guess.
>>12847424
Lole the dog humped your butthole
>>12847373
mirabile dictu seuss.

*sip*

i just need her in the cans.
i always self produced.
never dreamed i'd need to produce for another artist.

just let me get the trax done.
anything after that is fine with me.

throw me off a cliff, send me to hospice or take me out for lunch.
idc.

i NEED to lay the trax.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12847432
:/

I was only 14
>>12847450
hot
>>12847450
do you have long lasting effects like struggling with attraction to animals?
>>12847458
Yeah. I find myself thinking things like "wow that dog is kinda hot"
>>12847465
I hope you can realize it's wrong and attempt recovery
>>12847454
It's not as hot as it sounds. I bled a little after the knot tore out I think I got an anal fissure from that. I cried most of the time. And I shit all over his dick. And when he pulled out a mix of shitty dog cum and blood ruined my thomas the tank engine sheets. I lied and told my mom I had a nightmare and had an accident.
>>12847466
I wish it was that easy. I know it's wrong but the feelings persist.
>>12847485
well I didn't mean to say like it's easy, not really too comparable but I've struggled with homosexuality bcs of childhood experiences and it takes years and years to get over something like that
>>12847375
oh nothing much how bout you

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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