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What do you think Umaru heaven is like?

By Anonymous | Updated 03/16/26(Mon)15:48:17

What do you think Umaru heaven is like?

What do you think Umaru heaven is like?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

A graveyard because like chaika and satania they were buried by their own mediocrity
even lain and tomoko are dying lol what hope do you have

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12848011
NOOOOOOO! UMARU IS IN HEAVEN! UMARU IS IN HEAVEN! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12848011
nice dubs but satania will be there to bury you once your liver gives in

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12848004
There's lots of geimu, chippusu, jumpu, no one needs to work or study, just chilling all day while onii-chan does all le worke

Tengoku waaaaaa, so los blissful

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12848011
what an incredibly disrespectful thing to say about a girl who died young from a rare disease

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12848032
The first and most fatal mistake people are assuming I'm eager to tell you something when I'm simply trying to make you listen

https://youtu.be/c96cJy7ONgY?si=LRJuldFEm2bxdNt6

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12848038
and also aninen
>>12848040
You are biggest piece of midwit pseud trash to ever sully this site.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12848045
lol
I'm genuinely better than you in all forms

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12848053
truth be told fatfish is the funniest person in this board foe a miles length
>>12848053
Source: trust me bro

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12848059
Source: I'm a faggot
>>12848062
LOL

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12848057
The only people who find Cuckfish funny 15 yo or undeveloped adults with room temperature IQ.

>>12848062
大変
>>12848065
https://voca.ro/1lzajDMV855S

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12848069 https://voca.ro/17f4F0G60IaZ

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12848045
I like how he opens up his thesaurus before posting sometimes and picks out big words to make himself look intelligent ^-^
>>12848079
and it's always the same couple of words, as if people won't notice.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12848079
https://voca.ro/1dw4tKw5wArG

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12848080
Like “pontificate”
He uses that one frequently (in vocaroos)
this is how you guys see it when Catfish is talking to me mhhh FINALLY! CATFISH VOCAROO! >>12848040
satania will also be there to welcome you to heck along with all your obsessives itt where you will torment each other for eternity

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12848079
its kawaii that he is trying so hard
>>12848057
name back on

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12848096
lol ilu

>>12848096
y y you know what yall niggas think this is a bully fest like this is a five on one but I gotta keep it a hundred here this is a perfect stooormmm this is the perfect storm for me to say what I gotta say now hold on I gotta smoke this number real quick (click clcikc clikc rattle bang) wooha ykw what I realized ? it doesnt fucking matter HehaAHA aa pffftt oh thats the good deal IT LITERALLY does not matter to me you're all faggot virgins with no personality and you fuckin rely on drama all day how dare you cocksuckers try to dogpile on me like HES THE LOL COW nooo I'm what you are im fat and ugly but the difference is, im fuuunnyy people like meeehaa ha anad these cock suckers never i in once in their fucking faggot failed life they never realized that like wait I can be funny or interesting? nooo I Gota post the same thing everyday HAHAa exepect a different resultt ha hheha you niggas are so pathetic I really gotta I gotta drink another one a comon my fingernails are ss ohh my god, eric, you're the funniest intelligent motherfucker on this board dont let these fucking permanently online faggots give you grief no no I don't mind they give me a forum, I can laugh at their lives! what do you mean eric, like no they literally have nothing going for them they're not funny they ha they have nothingg that's why they're on here 12 hours a day yeah you're right eric but lets be honest you're here for like 6 or 8 hours a day yeahh that's true yeah, im not gonna fight you on that one yeah it's true but yeah again the difference is I enjoy being alone and being a fucked up faggot these cocksuckers have never realized it. Oooohh oh you're high now aren't ya yeahhhh eheaa ooohhh you're ognna shut up now right? yeah probably well no no I definitely am cause you're just so boring cado and that other faggotr like ohh give me attention that my parents never ghave me cause they beat me in the head with a shovel and that's why I'm a retarded faggot- aAHAHAaHA
It's so tsundere and cute when Catfish makes a post but then gets nervous and deletes it. https://vocaroo.com/1cpJYGHBRbgG >>12848004
thousands of umaru in the orange hood. endless snacks and every single videogame and arcade machine. all of her friends play games with her all day. it is umaru's perfect world and she deserves it for being beautiful and kind.
>>12848096
>https://vocaroo.com/1cpJYGHBRbgG
Holy seethe.
>>12848011
I think Lain will have enduring popularity. The rest were fads that will fade over time.
>>12848129
History will only remember that lame is a whore
>>12848129
lain is a victim of its own success i think
>>12848112
[s4s] broke Catfishe

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